Dear Diary - A bad Day (1-14-08)

I'm starting to realize that when ya boy dosn't get enough sleep and is over worked my whole equilbrim will be thrown off. lol but with that being said let me tell you about my day. I knew from the start it I shoulda stayed at home days but do you think I listened to that voice in my head that told me to keep ya azz in your nice warm comfy bed !
nah .........

• As soon as I heard my alarm I did the usual! hit snooze and went back to sleep! (who really gets up on the 1st alarm???) after sleeping until the very last min and then rushing in the shower and getting dressed i ran outside and realized there is snow everywhere and i have 5 mins to get the snow off my car and to the bus stop and im doing it cause im the Mother f'n man until i slipped and busted my azz on the sidewalk on some ice daymn..........(but i tryed to play it up like i ment to look under my car like that!!!! and still made sure nobody was lookn)
  

• Once I get on the bus its packed and I see one seat with a old lady so i ran to it and sit! Now ima thick dude wearing a puffy coat and the lady in my seat was a thick girl so im tryn 2 squeeze my azz in the seat with her and shes not budging so my azz is hanging off the seat getting hit with every passing fat belly dick n balls and sagging titty that went past and swear I almost lost my eye to a nipple (or a outtie bellybutton IDK im still trying 2 forget) sigh.........

• Then all that just to get to work and get yelled at and talked to like a retard for 8 hrs because im on the phone all day talkn to people who dont really care about what I have to say and keep talking over me and cutting me off in mid sentence and making me have to repeat my whole sentence over again !!!! grrrrrrr I hate that!!!!!!
  

• But on a good note I did get a complement today ! yea boy!!! the swaggas coming back lol

• 

MR Lex

Dear Diary - Last night at the Karaoke Bar

Last night was one of those nights where i just needed to get out and im GLAD i did!
lol
My big homie was celebrating his birthday so me and a few of my friends decided to go to the karaoke bar to get some drinks and cut up!
It was a adventure for me just trying to find the bar (but thats another story)
when i finally did get there i walk in the door and see some old school OG lookn dude dancing with 2 fine ass girls that looked like they could be as young as his daughters
(get it old school! I ant mad atcha lol )
I so hooked up with my friends who are already drunk and singing way off beat!
so we start gettn loud talkn shit and acting a fool!
fun times!
but i will be daymn if any of you ever see me singing on stage at any karaoke!
you hear me !
It will never evvvvvveeeeerrrr happen!
lol
Since they passed the "no smoking cigars" in the bar law i went outside to smoke my black when i saw the fine girls from inside that were dancing with old school come out and they were looking drunk as hell!
The lite skin one was done!
and I mean done!
As soon as she came outside she dropped her cell phone and it broke in 3 pieces
and i couldn't help myself i busted out laughn
Daymnnnnn your phone just got f*ucked up!
hahahahahaha
but prove me wrong she put that sh*t together on some Macgyver type shit and as soon as she started running her mouth on the phone she tried to walk and dayumn near fell 3 times before grabbing the light post to regain get her balance!
by this time im on my phone cry'n cause i was laughn so hard
Then she kept wanting to talk on her phone and stand in the middle of the street
Im like W.T.F.
I mean i will laugh at someone in a min but i dont wanta see anyone get seriously hurt!
so im yelln at her girl that watched her walk in the street like
Aye
grab your girl before she get hit!
after having to do this for about 3 or 4 separate times and keeping a eye on them cause some drunk dude who knocked his own self down shadowboxing his own reflexion in the store window
was there and he went from trying to grope them to wanting to fight them

and that wasnt going 2 happen !!!!
their ride came and took them home!
and he looked pissed!
lol O well
I went back in the bar and we partied until the lights came on!
Fun times!
I cant wait for my Bday in a few weeks!

Dear Diary - I need to vent so F-U all !!!!

Its been a bad few days for me so i need to vent and let some of this anger out!!!!
before I explode!!!!!!




1) F*ck U - to my stupid ass car that didn't want to work on Monday and made me miss work and now im not getting paid for that day im already broke! F U stupid car

2) F*ck U - to the guy that keeps fixing my car and i know hes secretly fucking it up more but i cant prove it! Because he knows he is the closest shop to my house so i have to keep taking it to him so he keeps robbing me! F U Mr ima get mine the ski mask way mechanic

3) F*ck U - to the white guy in the station wagon at stop light When I was just trying to ask you where a certain street was and you heard me beeping my horn over 5 times and doing my best karate kid wax on wax off wave just trying to get your attention. and you still did your best ima try not to look over at him but maybe he wont see me peek! (i saw you peeking!!!!) and once you finally did answer my question you hurried up and pulled up more until your car was halfway in the intersection. All Black people do not want rob you! And defiantly not when they are dressed up in a biz casual suit for work! F U Mr scary white man!

4) F*ck U - To the old lady at the public access TV station because i called before I came wayyy up there and was supposed to get a tour of the place and put my materials up for some show producers and you know with these high ass gas prices it costs about the same price to buy a Xbox game and full up my car! So i spent my Madden money on this waste of time trip and when i got to the station they lady was behind bullet proof glass and would not give me the time of day (1st off why is there bullet proof glass in a public access TV station who the F*ck is shoot'n up TV stations... sigh) So F U to the old TV lady and all your gangster actors!

5) F*ck U - To all my fake azz friends who don't support me , my blog or my dreams and to my closest friends who see me grinding and working hard trying to do something positive with my life because of they're own insecurities and bullsh*t reasons they want to hate on me Like i didn't support them and give them 110% of my time and effort for them to be successful. Like I wouldn't bring them along with me if i ever did blow! F U ungrateful azzes!

6) F*ck U - to George W. Bush just for being you and ruining my country with these high ass gas prices and this F'n recession!

Dear Diary (9-28-08) - Single again

For the past 4 or 5 months a lot has changed for me!
I just recently broke up with my ex of 5 yrs and moved back to the city i was born and raised in Pittsburgh and i have been gone for 12 yrs living in the D.M.V. area so i need to get use to this PGH lifestyle again.

After a deep discussion with my boys (who are always brutally honest) they told me i need to start picking women of quality and that are about doing something with there lives and stop thinking with my head below my belt!
(and the truth hurts but u gotta respect it and i agree with them 100%)
So since ive been back here i haven't really had a lot of time to date or meet people outside of work or my day to day interactions. I'm constantly working at my normal 9-5 job and working on and promoting the blog and other projects.

And im not really the outgoing type until i get comfortable around people im more of a laid back silly type of guy! (I know thats something i need to work on!)
With that being said ima try this thing called dating again!
Without putting anyones biz out there (except my own!) ((i sure that wont scare everyone away lol)) i will try to keep everyone posted on how im doing!

The good, the bad, the ups and downs!
Feel free to comment, spit some game , give advice, make fun of me whatever
lol

Dear Diary (9-22-08): The Usual Suspects - Driving while Black in America

This is my newest Sextion on the blog!
I will post a online diary for my Redlight Sextion fam !
Feel free to comment, talk sh*t, give advice, hate, or say what you would or wouldn't have did etc....

After a great night at the the 5th annual Blackmen Magazine DC Swimsuit Competition!!!! (thanks Mr. Taylor)
I started my long ride home from DC back to Pittsburgh.
I'm on route 70 driving with the flow of traffic 3 cars in front of me 2 on the side. When I pass a cop car in the cut. As soon as i seen him pull out I know it would be some bull sh*t so i look at my speed I'm doing 70 in a 65 but I'm with everyone else so I think I'm kool (yea right)
So just like Kayne west i looked in my rear view and saw those flashing lights!
I pulled over and saw officer bad azz come to the passenger side window with his hand on his gun telln me i was speeding doing 70 in a 65!
and the Convo went like this!

Mr. officer - do you know why i pulled you over? you were speeding going 70 in a 65
Lexxx - Im sorry i was just going with the flow of traffic

Mr officer - yea but you were still speeding
Lexxx - (biting his tongue) ok i understand!

Mr officer - where were you heading to?
Lexxx - Pittsburgh

Mr officer - where were you coming from and how long were you out there!
Lexxx - Dc , for a day

Mr officer - Oh..... ok do you have any drugs or guns in the car? are you transporting drugs???
Lexxx - huh?? uh no i was coming from a event i was trying to film and network for my website.

Mr officer - Right... are you sure your not lyn and have drugs in here do you have any warrants???
Lexxx - (sigh) nah i have my biz cards right here (gave him one)

Mr officer - Let me see you licence and registration. Your hands are shaking do you have something to be nervous about????
Lexxx - no! look if you want you can do any kinda check or search or whatever i don't have anything to hide!

Mr. officer - do police make you nervous!
Lexxx - yes!

Mr officer - is this car stolen? did you steal this car?
Lexxx - nah man its mine if you need to do your check and see

Mr officer - (goes back to his police car with my licence and biz card)

He came back and gave me my stuff back No ticket or nothing!
Im riding home solo and the whole time im thinking he is going to try 2 plant some shit on me or sumptin I didn't see any back up and he kept trying to imply i was doing something criminal.

Since when is going 5 miles over the speed limit make you a gun runner / drug trafficker ????